why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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