Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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