Define "chronic" masturbator.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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