I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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