I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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