i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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