FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
false alarm, still single
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