he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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