Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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