come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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