I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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