i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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