I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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