3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
They have beer where we have blood.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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