bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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