yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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