Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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