In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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