i jhust puked up my retainher.
420 ftw
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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