im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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