Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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Have fun and good luck.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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