Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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