he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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