just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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