the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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