Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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