And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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