Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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