Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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