I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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