DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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