D3 body, D1 cock
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Drunk is a universal language darling
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