6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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