im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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