My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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