Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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