So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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