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(661): View more from California

Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.

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(661): Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though. http://tfl.nu/ww5c

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.

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(405): I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween. http://tfl.nu/pkl3

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

What'd you guys eat?

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Literally everything that was frozen.

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(918): What'd you guys eat? (1-918): Literally everything that was frozen. http://tfl.nu/igjp

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed

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(617): i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed http://tfl.nu/c1fn

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(701): View more from North Dakota

There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops

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(701): There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops http://tfl.nu/5t7t

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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(203): his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material. http://tfl.nu/ws01

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(970): View more from Colorado

Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.

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(970): Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid. http://tfl.nu/9pof

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.

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(201): You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality. http://tfl.nu/6ws6

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(813): View more from Florida

Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am

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(813): Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am http://tfl.nu/2v1p

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?

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(412): Why are there maracas in the dishwasher? http://tfl.nu/o2j7

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.

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(414): Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that. http://tfl.nu/4zb9

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.

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(719): Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs. http://tfl.nu/ixry

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried

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(781): I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried http://tfl.nu/enjc

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(778): View more from British Columbia

they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.

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(778): they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see. http://tfl.nu/hkkp

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(240): View more from Maryland

Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.

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(240): Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum. http://tfl.nu/4chd

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