turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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