she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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