i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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