Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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I think your dad took our porno
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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