wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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