Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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