I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I smell like Dick and happiness
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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