No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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