Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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