dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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