Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Dick very happy bro
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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