This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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